Here Lies A Man

I married a liar when I was twenty two,
He was crossing his fingers as he said ‘I do’
And he kissed the bride with his tall telling tongue
And then he carried me out as the church choir sung
Our future was set, well that’s what I thought
It didn’t take long until that liar was caught

Here lies a man and he ain’t even dead
He’s just weaving a tale like a black widow’s web
And he wouldn’t know the truth if it bit his back side
That pretty little liar sure took me for a ride
That pretty little liar is rotten inside.

I married a liar and I took his last name
I was wearing white and my whole family came
Mama gave her blessing,  Daddy gave a cheque
We left for our honeymoon and flew to Quebec
Our future was certain, if only I knew
That husband of mine was too good to be true

Here lies a man and he ain’t even dead
He’s just weaving a tale like a black widow’s web
And he wouldn’t know the truth if it bit his back side
That pretty little liar sure took me for a ride
That pretty little liar is rotten inside.

I divorced a liar and I dropped his last name
And I took half his money, it’s only fair game

Here lies a man and he ain’t even dead
He’s just weaving a tale like a black widow’s web
And he wouldn’t know the truth if it bit his back side
That pretty little liar sure took me for a ride
That pretty little liar is rotten inside.